Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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