I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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