fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
