bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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