just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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