I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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