How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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