just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i've created a new STD.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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