Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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