You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just found a bag of teeth...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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