What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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