so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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