I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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