I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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