What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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