Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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