I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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