porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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