I am puke
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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