Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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