perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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