the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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