Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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