did you get engaged???
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
accomplished twins. life is a go
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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