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(602): View more from Arizona

I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"

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(912): View more from Georgia

So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.

(1-912): View more from Georgia

Who leaves their car unlocked at night?

(912): View more from Georgia

Someone who wants to read the newspaper.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"

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(360): View more from Washington

Im part way to drunk.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i just want things to go smoothly

(1-618): View more from Illinois

oh they won't lmao

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