Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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