If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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