It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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