what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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