Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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