the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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