Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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