My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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