does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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