i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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