he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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