Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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