we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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