remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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