so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Thank you for not boning my boss.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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