i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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