Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize