I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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