maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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