i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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