I faked an abortion last night.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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