just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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