"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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