You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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