Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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