Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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